lil ratty hands
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
Well and truly fucked up my neck tonight at pole fitness. Tomorrow I will be Quasimodo.