damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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(Source: supermassiveasshole)


ms-splendiferous:

bigeeklyanxiety:

wholocked-in-221-b:

littlekristoff:

Just- ok I’m serious watch this right now trust me.

just do it. it is actually perfect.

watch it. I’m serious.  no joke.

what just happened


bisexuallibrarian:

huffingtonpost:

Schooled  Larry King.

Watch the full interview here.

Dear Larry King: Please ask all single straight people if they are “non-practicing heterosexuals.”  

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

(Source: iraffiruse)